Category — Lane Kiffin
Media Day: Kiffin Kisses Up, While Stoops Performs Showstopping Comedy Routine

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Flattery will get you everywhere. Who knew T.J. Simers would get soft again?
Lane Kiffin was on his best behavior (and that’s saying plenty) at Thursday’s Pac-10 media day at the Rose Bowl. He thanked Simers during his 15 minutes of addressing the media with quarterback Matt Barkley frequently nodding his approval.
Someone get me some tissue. I’m getting a little emotional.
Best line of the day: Rick Neuheisel passed it on though it originally came from the walking quotebook named Mike Stoops. Neuheisel was sharing some of their travels to New York, where the Pac-10 suits were performing their best standup routine in an attempt to be recognized by the East Coast bias.
Apparently, during one of their stops, the discussion centered on protecting players suffering from concussions and head injuries. According to Neuheisel, Stoops said: “I know I won’t put him in a shed.”
More Stoops: Of all the coaches at the event, Stoops was one of the first I sought out. Unlike his brother Bob, Mike doesn’t have a stick up his you know what.
I was working for CougFans.com (hit the link and read my glowing prose), an excellent website that covers the horrible Wazzu team, in addition to finding some great material for our faithful readers here. I knew Stoops would give me something.
On playing Washington State on the road on Oct. 16: “One of the greatest places in the world to play…Pullman,” Stoops deadpanned, followed by a sarcastic laugh. Then he got halfway serious. “Nah, at least we’re playing early in the season, so the weather should be pretty.”
July 29, 2010 No Comments
Titan-Trojan Feud: If The Suit Fits…

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The feud between Titans’ Coach Jeff Fisher and USC Coach Lane Kiffin escalated today when the Titans filed suit against the Trojan program and Kiffin regarding the hiring of former Tennessee running back coach Kennedy Pola as offensive coordinator. Pola, a former USC player, assistant coach and a highly respected figure in the pros, accepted the coordinator position on Kiffin’s staff over the weekend, bolting Fisher’s staff a week before training camp. Fisher has been upset over the hiring, saying Kiffin failed to contact him regarding Pola until after the coach has been hired.
This has really gotten petty, particuarly on the Titans part. We can imagine Fisher’s disgust with Kiffin, but seriously, is a lawsuit worth it? Or does Fisher just want to inconvenience USC and force the program to pony up some coin?
The Tennessean
July 26, 2010 No Comments
‘Trojan Horse Likes To Talk More Than Mr. Ed’

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They still get all warm and fuzzy in Tennessee when it comes to Lane Kiffin. Kiffin and his former employer can’t seem to stop sparing and the natives back in Volunteer land don’t believe it will end anytime soon. Call it frustration on both ends. The Vols have players engaging in bar room brawls, while USC has players bailing.
The Tennessean
July 9, 2010 No Comments
Chasing Tail Or Tall Tale?

- With the exception of Tiger Woods supposedly keeping his jewels locked up at some sex rehab clinic in Mississippi (what’s wrong with that picture?), the hottest rumor circling the ‘Net today is what exactly went on with an inebriated and flirty Lane Kiffin (and Steeler Coach Mike Tomlin is pictured with him) and some Tennessee coeds before he left Knoxville for Southern California. The rest of the story is that the married Kiffin, the new coach at USC, wrecked his Lexus with said girls in tow. Oh doctor. What will the neighbors say? Nothing yet, but Kiffin did indeed wreck his car. Kiffin said he fell asleep at the wheel, but no one else has confirmed that. Further details will emerge. Kiffin will be relieved to know that TMZ is searching the streets of Knoxville and ready to pay anyone who’s got the juicy details.
Bleacher Report
January 19, 2010 No Comments
Some Much Needed Perspective

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Another accurate and persuasive column from Ted Green. Again, he hits another one out of the park. Green smacks the hypocritical sportswriters, the Times’ writers among some of the most vocal, for all the hate directed at Lane Kiffin for returning to SC. Seriously, what’s up with that? I’d be among the first to say jerks don’t come any bigger than Kiffin, but some of the venom coming from critics and self-righteous writers and broadcasters about him has been over the top.
L.A. Times
January 15, 2010 No Comments
SC: Lane Kiffin

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For SC’s sake, we hope he’s got a better grasp on the NCAA rule book. If not, the NCAA will give him plenty of practice.
Lane Kiffin will be the next USC coach, several news outlets are reporting. Kiffin was a former assistant under Pete Carroll at USC before leaving to coach the misguided Oakland Raiders. He served as head coach at Tennessee last season.
ESPN.com
January 12, 2010 No Comments
