Sucking Up A Case Of Defense

Now that Notre Dame has everyone’s attention almost every media outlet will be on its bandwagon. We get that. The way the Irish manhandled Oklahoma and put another hole in the resume of the coach formerly known as “Big Game Bob” was the most impressive display of the weekend, particularly since they were an 11-point dog.
Georgia fans will whine its upset of Florida was bigger, but the Gators turned the ball over 6 times, so it wasn’t like the ‘Dawgs stole their lunch money.
Arizona? Thanks for allowing us to hum the sweet sound of silence with the Trojan band. Fight on.
Without further adieu, this week’s wacky top 15. Read ‘em and leap.
1. Alabama (8-0): Tide proved Mississippi was a mirage. Now it’s on to Baton Rouge for another round of field goal derby.
2. Oregon (8-0): What is it about the Ducks that gets the BCS’ panties all in a bunch?
3. Kansas State (8-0): Collin Klein, Collin Klein, Collin Klein.
4. Notre Dame (8-0): Proof defense sometimes is the best offense.
5. Ohio State (9-0): Even if they could shake those ankle monitors and its probation status, we couldn’t see them playing for a national championship. Big Ten smells just like the Big East.
6. LSU (7-1): Imagine if the Tigers had a real quarterback.
7. Florida (7-1): See above.
8. Georgia (7-1): How can we rank them below Florida? The same way we rank the Gators below LSU. Gators gave up 6 turnovers and ‘Dawgs only win by 8? Move along, nothing to see here.
9. Florida State (7-1): Playing in that weak-ass ACC, we won’t get a feel for how really good ‘Noles are until they meet Gators on Nov. 24.
10. Clemson (7-1): Lawdy, lawdy, what’s the world coming to? Two ACC teams in our top 10?
11. South Carolina (7-2): Cocks want to know how we rank them below Georgia, who they smoked by 4 TDs.
12. Louisville (8-0): Only the Strong survive.
13. Oregon State (6-1): Plenty of Beaver cleavers beating their meat in Seattle this weekend.
14. Oklahoma (5-2): Sooners final 4: at Iowa State, Baylor, at West Virginia and Oklahoma State. Did we mention 9-3 weeks ago?
15. USC (6-2): Neighbors are still clueless why we kept shouting “Holiday Bowl” at the cardinal and gold assholes rushing through the neighborhood.