Git Her Done, Boys

1. Alabama (2-0): St. Nick won’t have to worry much about the writers writing about this week’s opponent.
2. USC (2-0): What a difference a week makes. Trojan fans aren’t as mouthy as last week.
3. LSU (2-0): We believe Les Miles and the Tigers are trying to tell us something, no?
4. Oregon (2-0): Ducks host their 1st 4 opponents, including this week’s monster (at least in St. Nick’s eyes) Tennessee Tech, before playing a road game.
5. West Virginia (1-0): Careful, that James Madison bunch can be a tough crew.
6. Georgia (2-0): Dawgs are all jacked up about beating Missouri. Missouri (in our best Allen Iverson imitation)?
7. Florida State (2-0): Seminoles have scored 124 points and given up none with routs of cream puffs Murray State and Savannah State.
8. Michigan State (2-0): Clash with Notre Dame Saturday has Sparty fans pissing in their pants with glee.
9. Oklahoma (2-0): Who’s your Daddy? Bill Snyder, who taught “Big Game My Ass” Bob Stoops all he knows, brings his Wildcats to Norman.
10. Clemson (2-0): Mark you calendars: Tigers vs. Florida State on Sept. 22.
11. Texas (2-0): Mark your calendars again: Horns at Okie State on Sept. 29, hosts West Virginia Oct. 6 and then meets OU Oct. 13 in Dallas.
12. Virginia Tech (2-0): Welcome to the show, fellas. Don’t get too comfortable, like Arkansas.
13. Michigan (1-1): We’re getting close to kicking the Wolverines out of the show. Defensively, they suck.
14. South Carolina (2-0): ‘Cocks poke East Carolina something fierce.
15. Ohio State (2-0): Urban renewal is working just fine in Columbus.