Let’s Get Drunk And Be Somebody

by Forrest Lee

Bartender, can I get a “Quitness?”
As Clevelanders continue to drown their sorrows over being jilted by their favorite lover, LeBron James, some folks have put a little money in their mouths. They’re all giddy (or drunk?) over the new brew called “Quitness.”
From what we hear though, it doesn’t compare to some good home brew or a shot of corn whiskey in Boley. But not much does.
Cleveland Scene